2002: A Space-cadet's Odd-essay
by Hairy Patter
NOW! Natural Organic Water patent
Introduction: Or a Hitchhikers’ Unguide to the Butterflies of Palynological Trajectories
Chapter 1. Odessy on the Bonkersbounty
Chapter 2. The Incredible Darkness of Being in the Black Hole of Bureaucracy
Chapter 3. Stupid F...ing Computing Lecturer
Chapter 4. What and How but mostly Why - Cause and Effect in Liff, The Universe and Everything
Chapter 42. The Incredible Beingness of Light
Chapter 43. Risky Business
Chapter 5. Black and Blue
Chapter 6. Take the E-train
Chapter 7. Here - There - Be - Dragones
Chapter 8. Elegies in countries’ backyards
Number 9. A low-cost method of making recycled plastic bricks
Chompter 10. Conservation Schmonservation
Chimpter 11. Christmas Crackers
Chirpter 12. On the Geometry, Fabrication and Semiotics of Alhambra Tilings
Chuffter 13, You Saw It Here First
Chorfter 14. Superstition
Choiceter 15. Information
Chunter 16. Some Costs of Cultural Memes and One Way of Reducing Them
Chickter 17. Nurseries
Chapter Aliffe. Guardener's Diary
Chapter Alef+1. ISIS
Appendix 1 Activity-Based Risk Assessment
Copyright Hairy Patter, 2007. All writes irressurected.